Officially Twilight has wasted enough of my life. It's like I can't watch anything without seeing either a stupid ad or one of the bad actors on some show. Tonight was finally it!!!
I'm watching Jay Leno and enjoying Heidi Klum show everyone her baby teeth she keeps around to freak people out-I mean for good luck and listening to her silly little accent when this homeless guy wanders on stage. After they realize that he is NOT a homeless person but indeed, "Edward" from Twilight a few girls in the audience squeal. He then proceeds to not only NOT explain the movie, but spend the entire interview attempting to explain why he looks so bad. The only good part was Jay Leno and Heidi making fun of his bad hair and personal hygiene that didn't exist. Anyway, aside from the fact that "Edward" is a smelly person here are some reasons to NOT see the show (for a bigger list check out this link by clicking >here<) :
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Edward and his "girlfriend" haven't any acting skills.
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They're both pasty white (tan is still the "in" thing, even if it's orange or sprayed on).
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The story line goes something like "He's a vampire and she's the only one who understands his language but he can stop cars with his pinky and he decided not to eat her but animals but sometimes he really wants to eat her and its hard for him."
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In his own words "Edward" told everyone that he "basically didn't know what was going on throughout the filming of the whole thing" and "The audience probably knew the story better."
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5. Vampires are stupid.
*The song for this blog is "Loser" by Beck*
2 comments:
While I fully support your blog, I totally did not get the cartoon...am I too retarded??
Amen sista! I totally agree- I can't believe all the people who are in love with the book. I even saw the movie (everyone was doing it!) and it was a disaster!
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