My buddy Dustin is hilarious. He has a blog where he just writes witty things. I find myself reading it religiously because I love a good laugh. If you haven't laughed in the last couple hours, I highly recommend reading his blog. It makes me laugh. Take this post for example:
"The Internet is full of people looking for answers to things. This is how I like to screw with them. The following are via yahoo! Answers.
Original Post: How do I get rid of a beehive? I have a nest under my porch and every summer there are tons of bees all over my yard. Anyone know how to make them stop coming back?
Bee master (ME): Have you tried the honey technique? Dip your hand in honey get really close to the hive and lure the bees away. When they get tired of making their own honey and realize that you have an abundant source of free, non union honey they will move to the good life. Then just smear all that honey on a neighbors door preferably the one you didn't like anyways.
Optimus Bee (also me): lol the honey hand only works in Canada you need to lure the bees from hiding by pretending to be their queen. The queen of the africanus Beeimus calls her bees with a low hum like sound. As everyone knows bees will not sting their queen so get as close as you can and hum loudly when you are designated as the new queen...."
To finish this hilarious post you will have to click here. Feel free to leave him a comment, too! Doesn't this make you want to go and leave some answers for stupid questions that people ask? I think I found my new thing to do when I'm bored...
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