I have no idea how my dog gained three pounds over the summer.
Oh. Wait. Yes, I do. Because he bores holes in your hand with his intense stares while you eat. Doesn't matter what you're eating, and his little face is so pathetic you can't not share.
He puts a nice little paw on you, just so you know he's there. In case you drop something. He'll be there for ya. He'll get it. Don't you worry. Yup.. just waiting here in case you drop something, or wanna share. Just little ol' me...
He's drooled on me more than once.
Peanuts. Celery. Plastic. Lettuce. Rice. Pie. Ice cream. Apples. You name it. He wants it. Except for the strawberry jam I spilled on the floor Saturday. I rely heavily on him to keep our floors clean. Imagine my disappointment that here it is, Tuesday... and I'm having to wash the floor. Yup. That's right. Tuesday.. and the jam has been there since Saturday. I had other ways to spend my weekend!
He ate the peanut so fast this was the best I could get.
Oh. Wait. Yes, I do. Because he bores holes in your hand with his intense stares while you eat. Doesn't matter what you're eating, and his little face is so pathetic you can't not share.
He puts a nice little paw on you, just so you know he's there. In case you drop something. He'll be there for ya. He'll get it. Don't you worry. Yup.. just waiting here in case you drop something, or wanna share. Just little ol' me...
He's drooled on me more than once.
Peanuts. Celery. Plastic. Lettuce. Rice. Pie. Ice cream. Apples. You name it. He wants it. Except for the strawberry jam I spilled on the floor Saturday. I rely heavily on him to keep our floors clean. Imagine my disappointment that here it is, Tuesday... and I'm having to wash the floor. Yup. That's right. Tuesday.. and the jam has been there since Saturday. I had other ways to spend my weekend!
He ate the peanut so fast this was the best I could get. 
1 comment:
chunky brown! i miss y'all :(
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