So, I'm 15, he's 15. I have a few boys I like and that like me, and I am supposed to wait til I am 16 to date. This is a perfect excuse to get rid of the ones I didn't like nicely, while leading the ones I did like on for a little bit. Anyway, I turned 16 and got asked out on a few dates. This guy went NUTS. I don't know why, but apparently because I said he was cute or something he thought we were going to be dating. I was a litttttttle confused, but I went out with these other guys, anyway. One of the dates was with a friend of his. We did a double date, and guess who showed up at the house we were having dinner at and like, rang the doorbell and ran off and hid in the bushes. Yeah I am not kidding. That should have been a red flag there. He did it multiple times. ... It wasn't like we couldn't actually SEE him in the bushes or anything, or that we didn't know it was him. We all did. Yup. Nothing like trying to be cool, without your own car, ringing someone's doorbell and hiding in the bushes.
Anyway, I got home from that date that night and apparently, he threatened his friends life if he ever took me out again (it seems like there was some story about him at his friends house in the kitchen with a pocket knife but I don't remember), and then called me and cried and then yelled and then cried again about how mean I was and how could I do that to him.
........ I was confused, and 16, so I actually felt REALLY bad. I mean, gee whiz what was I thinking going on dates with boys I thought were cute?? Eventually his bullying led me to finally date him, even though I didn't actually want to. I figured we'd break up.
Nope.
He just kept being crazy, and I fell for it. Ugh!
So we had been dating for like 2 weeks when I got a funny email. It starts out, "Hey I know you like to look at dirty pictures, I don't really approve, but if you feel like you need to you can click this link." When you click the link (yes, I clicked the link, it came from like my Mom or someone) it took you to a picture of a bunch of pigs in the mud. OK, the even funnier part is that you could SEE who clicked your link. I thought it was awesome. So I forwarded it to everyone, including my crazy boyfriend of 2 weeks.
The next thing I know he calls me up and is cussing and swearing and screaming at me for sending him that and accusing him of liking porn. Uh... I was like, "I am so sorry..." I had no idea what to say. Mostly because I had never been cussed out before, and two, I thought boyfriends were supposed to be nice? So I said I was sorry, hung up, and cried. THen I got mad because I let a stupid boy make me cry. Then I was like, "That @$$hole!" I assumed we were going to break up because of that ugly fight, but the next thing I know HE CALLS ME THE NEXT DAY AND PRETENDS LIKE HE DIDN'T SCREAM AT ME! This was the start of the mental anguish I should have sued him for. I was honestly, really confused. And he acted like it was my fault or something. Of course, I did find out some disturbing reasons why he thought I thought he liked porn, but we'll just skip that part.
Again, if I could go back to my 16 year old self and be like, "RED FLAG! RUN!" I totally would-but then I wouldn't have half these crazy stories.
Coming up:
The time he hit his brother with a golf club
The only time I've ever been in a physical fight with someone outside my family
The time he "fixed" my brakes and then said he was going to "fix" them again
The key lime pie ice cream incident in which I ended up on the side of the highway (my choice)
and for kicks and giggles maybe we'll throw in a Jeff story:
The ex who didn't want to be an ex
Why Jeff prefers blonde and what is FP
A girl with a boys name
Prom hair
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