I was supposed to have these posted for Suzanne's viewing pleasure some months back, but due to a memory card loss it hasn't happened til now.....
The parade this year left us all a little disappointed. There were very few actual floats, too many people just walking behind cars and not very much candy. However, the eye candy on the side lines made up for what the parade lacked. Now, living in "The Woodlands" you don't get as many mullets and other exciting characters that you would, say if you lived farther north in Cut and Shoot. But, this woman entertained us plenty.
At first she was wearing the tank top normally. That was at 8:45am. By 9, she realized that her spaghetti straps were going to leave way too much of a tan line. So, she just pulled them down. Jeff almost mistook her for an ex when she turned around.
Then she realized her tummy might not be getting enough sun. Solution? Pull the shorts down a smidge and let it all hang out...
Between yelling at kids, taking away their candy, drinking beer and wandering lost between her spot on the curb and the grocery store, she was a very busy woman. I think she is available if anyone is interested!
3 comments:
I would like to extend a heartfelt "thhaannnkkks" for your post. It brings back such memories of the 4th...there's nothing like pride in your country,family, and a good ole fashioned...well, side show. P.S. don't forget to tell about how you saved the beauty queen from having to walk a few blocks...never fear...Anna's hear to save the day (or at least beauty queens from injustice).
LOL! How did you get those close ups without her noticing??
hilarious!! that should be illegal. there are kids present!
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