Apparently I've been watching too much TV lately-I'm blogging about commercials. But this just isn't any commercial, it's the Sleazy Vermont Teddy Bear commercial. I could have just died laughing it was so awful. I thought Teddy Bears fell into the G rated category, but Vermont Teddy Bears commercial and some of those bears could be setting a whole new rating for the stuffed animal world! Check out the description for this bear!!!
"With a proudly-exposed belly button, this Teddy Bear nearly lets it all hang
out. But like any prudent bear, our Let's Get Bear Naked Teddy Bear maintains a
shred of modesty, wearing a strategically-situated fig leaf for good measure.
Despite his tendency to bare almost everything, he still gets right to the point
– carrying a heart-shaped sign that reads "Let’s Get Bear Naked." Make your
intentions clear – and be prepared to follow through."So, if you're at loss as to what to get your sweet someone this Valentines Day, head on over to the Vermont Teddy Bear site! You can consult a Bear Counselor, fill out a little form to make sure you're getting the right bear and even sign up for a Vermont Teddy Bear Classic credit card! Prices start at just $49.99!!! Could you imagine thinking you were Bear Savvy enough to not need a Bear counselor and ordered two bears on your own, one for your boss' retirement on February 14th(coincidentally) ( and by the way, you should get him "Business Man Bear") and one for your spouse (perhaps the "Let's Get Naked" bear)...so you just randomly selected two bears without thought and had them sent on over. Imagine your wife's wonderment when she gets the "Gone Fishin" bear and your boss' bewilderment at "Devil" bear ...It'd be a good thing it was his retirement.... If you choose to go the Bear route this holiday, make sure you get some advice!
The song for this blog is "Let's Get it On" By Barry White
1 comment:
Ben and I saw this commercial the other night and both died laughing. Seriously, who gets this stuff?
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